last night, ended up in a bathroom on vcu campus while on the way home from bar/cruising around with sawyer on our skateboards...anyways, sawyers pissing, i am blowing my nose....random dudes shitting and making it known that he is via sounds ....(ughhhh...ahhh geez....::fart/poof/splat::..uhhhh)..so thats trife, dude comes out of poop pod, goes to "wash his hands next to me", then puts his hands under the water for less than a millisecond..doesnt apply soap, and proceeds to cup his hands and take a couple slurps out of his freshly shatted on hands without proper sanitization...i just stood there in a semi drunken stooper watching him in the mirror...shit was trife
which reminds me, like 5+ years ago when i was a bus boy, it was mad slow and i was chillin neear the bar and 2 older women walk in to use our bathroom, and they walked into the bathroom devouring ice cream cones, went MIA in the bathroom for like 7 minutes..and then came out still attacking their ice cream cones...oh my god
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i remember watching some old man in a wedding party at sea & sea get loaded fall on the floor and piss himself. no joke.
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