BYON situations

b.y.o.n. situations... break your own neck situations if you dont know what that stood for, basically its a situations so awkward you wanna break own own neck, get it? well me and butler thought of this a few years back...so every week since i have mega free time i am gonna try to break off a new situation, pun not/pun intended...so heres this weeks...now of course you really dont wanna break your own neck, its just a figure of speech...as breaking your own neck would suck! so lets try one out

HYPOTHETICALLY....you shit your khaki pants on an airplane...break your own neck situation

this is stupid

oh yeah holy shit look at my new drivers liscense...what the fuck!