this guy

dude comes up in front of bean cricket jills house trying to sell me a motorolo phone he found..he proceeds to drink a high life beer we gave him and tells us he's gassy. he then took 3 steps away, turns around to look at us and released a solid 5 second loud ass fart. i laughed so friggin hard i cried. it was beautiful.

10 years later

had this board when i was 13. 8th grade? i never understood what the shroom meant but 10 years later it got reissued as an anniversary graphic. flip tom penny shroom brah...felt semi old when i saw this.

ugghhh

danny ways mega ramp aint got shit on this..


friday night, its 1 am. i am partied out, didnt go out tonight. the weekend started on tuesday, i need a break...just bought a ticket to go to maine for a few days to see my brother. shits gonna be sick.

P.S. anybody got any side work for me? i am looking to rake in some extra loot hollaaaa

thurzdizz

i dont know


budlight fairy....some dude walked by me and mike last night and just said "here" and handed us 2 budlight cans, we couldnt even drink them, he may have been as shnockered as us..

all up in the security cam bitch

part of day

rob welsh, aesthetics ryde or die...

batboy and tuna fish

miles

aladdins steak and cheese...its been 2 years...too long.so good

half gin, half tequila....i had 2 microscopic sips

batboy

tuna sandwich


now heres the deal with tuna...i havent had tuna on a sandwich style in like maybe 18 years or some shit? i have had tuna steaks and stuff which rule, but the whole sandwich tuna thing freaked me out because i hated it as a kid and at my daycare they served that shit everyday on sandwich..and they were all like "if you dont eat that then you cant use the bathroom for the rest of the day"...horrible! so until i was like 14 whenever i smelled tuna fish i would either shit my pants or piss automatically....(just kidding). but yeah youre tastebuds change every 7 years or something, here i am 23 years old, eating tuna sandwiches, fuck daycare! not really. but tunas got hella protein so thats good to get me going for some river fun..thanks patrick for the advice. boom!