lets try this again

stuff

2008-10-25T08:32:00.000-07:00

yesterday i rode my bike to belle isle, like mad early because i couldnt sleep. i walked around in the woods all early with my ipod on . shit was trippy, got a natural high, for real became one with nature...

i might go back to college, party more, work less, skate more, maybe go to class...might do it..might

holy no posts

2008-07-26T15:30:00.000-07:00

jock out

maine

not mine

wine and beer to fly...

forth of july

2008-07-03T18:54:00.000-07:00

sean sent this to me...i got fans like fantasia

went hair product shopping today, got overwhelmed...2 in 1 shampoo/conditioners? moisterizers? err what?! drews sister moves out soon so i have to start buying that shit myself..shit!

picked up ben to skate today..upon entering his casa i spotted some new kitties, little cutie kitty

stuff

2008-06-30T23:26:00.000-07:00

finally got my pants situation under control, some new levis 514s..denim and special ordered some brown cords from maryland ($9.99 clearanced yo!) which are hard to find and ordered some volcom black pants at work today. its amazing how much shittier one waste size up fits. my pant status was buggin me for a minute. despite my partied out status right now, i managed to go to ipanema for $2 draft night and not purchase and/or drink a drop of beer. glad to see i have that self control. i honestly feel the last month and a half has been a straight party with a few moments of clarity between. sorry to matt and rob that i couldnt give you my money tonight. theres always next monday.

armageddon

holy denim shirt

i am trying to branch out from plain colored t shirts alright...

yeah dog

2008-06-29T00:58:00.000-07:00

party foooooooooooooooll

dj long jawns all up on that call of duty shit....happy 24th fool

its late, should sleep, gotta film for double dragon tomorrow, whatever..

and finally this weeks hair update...thanks brian for sparking the fire on that one...

busch gardens

2008-06-19T18:58:00.001-07:00

this guy

2008-06-18T06:53:00.000-07:00

dude comes up in front of bean cricket jills house trying to sell me a motorolo phone he found..he proceeds to drink a high life beer we gave him and tells us he's gassy. he then took 3 steps away, turns around to look at us and released a solid 5 second loud ass fart. i laughed so friggin hard i cried. it was beautiful.

10 years later

2008-06-16T18:30:00.001-07:00

had this board when i was 13. 8th grade? i never understood what the shroom meant but 10 years later it got reissued as an anniversary graphic. flip tom penny shroom brah...felt semi old when i saw this.

ugghhh

2008-06-13T22:02:00.000-07:00

danny ways mega ramp aint got shit on this..

friday night, its 1 am. i am partied out, didnt go out tonight. the weekend started on tuesday, i need a break...just bought a ticket to go to maine for a few days to see my brother. shits gonna be sick.

P.S. anybody got any side work for me? i am looking to rake in some extra loot hollaaaa

thurzdizz

2008-06-13T07:53:00.000-07:00

i dont know

budlight fairy....some dude walked by me and mike last night and just said "here" and handed us 2 budlight cans, we couldnt even drink them, he may have been as shnockered as us..

all up in the security cam bitch

2008-06-11T17:58:00.000-07:00

part of day

2008-06-07T07:42:00.000-07:00

rob welsh, aesthetics ryde or die...

batboy and tuna fish

2008-06-05T08:52:00.000-07:00

miles

aladdins steak and cheese...its been 2 years...too long.so good

half gin, half tequila....i had 2 microscopic sips

batboy

tuna sandwich

now heres the deal with tuna...i havent had tuna on a sandwich style in like maybe 18 years or some shit? i have had tuna steaks and stuff which rule, but the whole sandwich tuna thing freaked me out because i hated it as a kid and at my daycare they served that shit everyday on sandwich..and they were all like "if you dont eat that then you cant use the bathroom for the rest of the day"...horrible! so until i was like 14 whenever i smelled tuna fish i would either shit my pants or piss automatically....(just kidding). but yeah youre tastebuds change every 7 years or something, here i am 23 years old, eating tuna sandwiches, fuck daycare! not really. but tunas got hella protein so thats good to get me going for some river fun..thanks patrick for the advice. boom!

holy smokes

2008-05-30T05:36:00.000-07:00

gotta ride back truck style with the miles to the ramp

then one of those nights happened...lots of shots and shit

some stuff

2008-05-25T06:10:00.000-07:00

some others shits

2008-05-25T05:51:00.001-07:00

lakeage

2008-05-23T13:17:00.000-07:00

i learned how to grill lots of stuff

won 4 things out of the claw grab machine

attempted to take a pic of me with the fish me and mike caught, it jumped out of my hand...

so using a hand full of 20 lb test string and a hook and chicken liver i hooked this thing..mike held it while i jumped in with a cooler and scooped it out...earlier it broke the shit out of my string...

me mike drew will stephanie erich and kristina went to mikes dads lake house at smith mountain lake...we met up with will jill ben sean kathy and cricket..lots of naked dock jumps..hot tubbing, jet skiing, fishing , grilling, pool table snorkeling..only almost died once when i was on the back of the jet ski and mike jerked the jetski to the left..the strap i was holding onto broke..because i wasnt supposed to be holding it..and i flew off while going 40 mph...no injuries

weekly hair update..

2008-05-13T22:47:00.001-07:00

so over it...

DOUBLE DRAGON

2008-05-12T07:56:00.000-07:00

mike butlers new video project...

erp

2008-05-10T17:30:00.000-07:00

this looked like a bowl of animal shit

coors light, halo online...2 pm....rainy days rule...

late night snacky

dan pensyl's friggin gnarly!

"ey body...orange you glad you aint a smoker!"

hair update

2008-05-07T06:30:00.000-07:00

so if you dont know about my hair status, maury and myself are engaging in a hair contest to see who can grow it the longest...the loser has to go to pole green and film 3 tricks...on rollerblades..yeah..his idea. so i will not be cutting it anytime soon...its gonna be a long hot summer. this is what my hair looks like after i wake up and shampoo it the night before...yeah bro...fuck!

couldve been for 2...:(

2008-05-04T18:43:00.001-07:00

pasta with white sauce, cabernet sauv...my deck...booyah

too tired to party tonight

2008-05-03T22:40:00.000-07:00

2nd one ever!

i just ate the grossest orange ever

2008-04-27T21:47:00.001-07:00

james dubs

uncle mike on his search for a pair of crocs

filming mission with the posse

which resulted in the first beater burn of the season...almost summer...

nothing pt. 2

2008-04-19T07:51:00.002-07:00

butler made the change, dennis looks on

one of those nights

renegade victim...first try by the way

nothing pt. 2

2008-04-19T07:51:00.001-07:00

nothing

2008-04-05T07:31:00.000-07:00

erichs new ink....hes saved

party season

miercoles

2008-03-27T05:30:00.000-07:00

renegaded 2 beers last night, got a cut on my thumb to prove it...brah

i saw some shit mannnn....

2008-03-25T21:56:00.000-07:00

last night, ended up in a bathroom on vcu campus while on the way home from bar/cruising around with sawyer on our skateboards...anyways, sawyers pissing, i am blowing my nose....random dudes shitting and making it known that he is via sounds ....(ughhhh...ahhh geez....::fart/poof/splat::..uhhhh)..so thats trife, dude comes out of poop pod, goes to "wash his hands next to me", then puts his hands under the water for less than a millisecond..doesnt apply soap, and proceeds to cup his hands and take a couple slurps out of his freshly shatted on hands without proper sanitization...i just stood there in a semi drunken stooper watching him in the mirror...shit was trife

which reminds me, like 5+ years ago when i was a bus boy, it was mad slow and i was chillin neear the bar and 2 older women walk in to use our bathroom, and they walked into the bathroom devouring ice cream cones, went MIA in the bathroom for like 7 minutes..and then came out still attacking their ice cream cones...oh my god

and these

2008-03-20T22:02:00.000-07:00

bullshitted by the claw!

smokes and a sock, the stench of death, sorry will

mavs

old

texas...

2008-03-16T19:38:00.000-07:00

ashton kutcher look...eeehhh..not good

alternative source of energy kid

some hippy

my preciousssss

the building from ROBOCOP!

the host with the most

alan, alan, alan is my name...

highlights....

2008-03-01T07:10:00.001-08:00

drew spotted this jewel on the way home from chipotle!

2008-02-29T19:18:00.000-08:00

maine

2008-02-29T16:34:00.001-08:00

one of the best feelings

big hd kid

bro's restaurant

havent seen snow in a few years

mussels, dude, mussels

chris senn, jump off a building, raw

2008-02-26T12:17:00.000-08:00

man i have seen this part in the past, but i got a renewed apprciation for it. its like ...A SKATEBOARD PART...it reminds of when i first started skating and what i originally thought a skateboard part was...i dont know where this is going, but this shits raw..

BYON situations

2008-02-26T08:49:00.000-08:00

b.y.o.n. situations... break your own neck situations if you dont know what that stood for, basically its a situations so awkward you wanna break own own neck, get it? well me and butler thought of this a few years back...so every week since i have mega free time i am gonna try to break off a new situation, pun not/pun intended...so heres this weeks...now of course you really dont wanna break your own neck, its just a figure of speech...as breaking your own neck would suck! so lets try one out

HYPOTHETICALLY....you shit your khaki pants on an airplane...break your own neck situation

this is stupid

oh yeah holy shit look at my new drivers liscense...what the fuck!

err

2008-02-26T08:05:00.000-08:00

little mexicos off the meat rack, shits the best, 1 dollar tacos on monday nights...dos equis...jeah

its amazing what words you make up when you play scrabble at a bar

the movie "we own the night" kicks ass

i woke up at like 5 am this morning because ben forgot to lock the door to my back deck..so i found my door open and had a strange red hand print on my stomach...maybs aliens...and i had a crazy halo 3 induced dream that i had to ward off the things from predeter/predetor? whatever that arnold movie is...anyways those were attacking and all i had was a bb gun...mad stressfull!

2008-02-20T16:27:00.002-08:00

just dont give a fuhhhhhhhhhh

2008-02-20T16:27:00.001-08:00

the only rats at dominion are dead rats

2008-02-19T17:46:00.001-08:00

me and jack embarked on a project at work today...after coming to the conclusion there was a dead animal in our front display, we decided to rip some wood apart and start the hunt. needless to say we found the reason why dominion smelled like rottage for the last 3 weeks...
jacks eyes the prize

rat down

new diet

2008-02-15T08:17:00.001-08:00

starting my new diet today...

no mirror, heath bar

2008-02-13T19:08:00.000-08:00

so the other night i hit a bump with my car so hard the rear view mirrow fell off my windshield, pretty funny, but its kind of symbolic. i cant see whats behind me anymore...just gotta look forwards....the past has passed...deep meaning or just another problem with my shitty car? who knows? probably gonna get it fixed friday. HAH!!!

and heath bars rule, had my first one in forever tonight at kroger. definately my new #1 candy..toffe, chocolate...choffe/tofclate...9.75 out of 10 on the yummerZ skale....

DUDE!

2008-02-12T10:13:00.000-08:00

my mom told me about this, needless to say i would be screwed.....DUDE! check the video and story on the site...power hungry pig..i am glad hes cleaning up the scum of the earth skating in baltimore, thats probably the worst thing going on there right now....

http://www.wmal.com/Article.asp?id=581419&spid=

movie review

2008-02-05T14:30:00.000-08:00

so after looking for 10 minutes in drew and stephanies movie collection, the only movie i could find in the case to watch at work today was the bromantic comedy...the break up. i was skeptical at first but i was pleased. vince vaughn was in classic character and had me laughing many times, jennifer anniston is semi babealicious but still pleasing to the eye. probably better than other bromantic comedies that i havent seen, i give this movie a 7.5 out of 10...it would have been an 8 but i got borderline misty eyed at the ending...no comment. thanks.

thanks will

2008-02-04T20:53:00.001-08:00

wedded

2008-02-03T16:46:00.000-08:00

nothing

2008-02-03T16:04:00.000-08:00

sawyer and kellen are enjoying new york i think

RaNdumB narfffffff

2008-01-30T23:22:00.000-08:00

selling my bike, time for a change..

saw this today walking to kroger..walked past it then turned around and realized its hella blogable..is it a sign from a higher power telling me i have some artistic tendency...or just dog shit, it was set up like this FYI, i didnt touch it...parallel poop...

star wars X lord of the rings

2008-01-27T16:52:00.001-08:00

had this idea tonight....george lucas or peter jackson holla at your boi

IS SOMEHOW RELATED TO

the plot would be too...whats the word i am looking for......precciioouuusssssss

tampa, wedding, blah

2008-01-27T16:28:00.000-08:00

fishy erich

fish bradshaw

funny to us

ICP ski boi

jays an excellent artist

bride and groom skating...2 cute

wedding cake topper

wweeekendddd

2008-01-13T20:17:00.000-08:00

yeah more stuff happend then i thought, fredericksburg park sesh with the woodbridge squad...like 11 deep...epic waffle house session. uh i dunno what else..congrats to cjord...
wouldve copped it, but it was XL and wide...ewww, fatboy belly shirt..

tj's abc store list....hahahahah

some college party

yill on a motorcycill

kevin odell, holy shit, ronnaaa paull....jus gimme da light and pass the droooo..(sean paul reference...names rhyme...yeah...)

sandworms.....ya hate em too

2008-01-10T09:33:00.000-08:00

hey is that elvis!

bowling

g crock..

over the line!!

won this shit claw status

wills a good artist, i like his stuff, hes my friend

found beans' sponsor me tape from like 5 years ago at the shop yesterday...

thats all...cooler updates next week from tampa

its been a while...since i been....(staind song sux)

2007-12-23T19:20:00.000-08:00

i dropped my phone in a glass of beer at starlite the other night...i watched it sink like a ship...2 LG enV's in like 3 months....yeah dude

butlers xmas presents...coors lite bottoms

sawyer and i getting elevated..skating parking garages yo

holy shit, electric scissors, david cross was right you lazy fucks

fun night, this girl had a pillow with erichs face on it....oh my goodness

natureeee......gouleettttt!

cathy sean and dave?

i dont remember much about bens birthday but we drink this much after a bar

stuffs

2007-12-09T07:25:00.000-08:00

mikes new girl, new york shelley

back at meadow.....

narf?

mike puts this stuff in my photobucket account

noon o'clock breakfast

xbox live, halo 3 style, wicked sick

weekend update

2007-11-25T15:14:00.000-08:00

mongo madness

erich won a trophy for skateboarding

eat that fucking ice cream cone....EAT IT!

2007-11-22T21:17:00.000-08:00

2007-11-22T21:16:00.000-08:00

back from road trip

2007-11-18T09:19:00.002-08:00

so flew out to carlsbad last thursday to meet with erich who is moving/driving back from california...sawyer sean and kellen joined, sean flew back before we hit the road. carlsbad to las vegas to grand canyon to utah to denver to louisville...some towns in between...
erich worked here

steak/eggs and pacifico breakfast

killing time

erich works on his ender for dominion 8

1 a.m. stop at random skatepark in arizona

chillin at abandon uranium mine?

american fork skatepark in utah...soooo good

sandwich artists...gotta love them

art yo

denver holmes

raven...

day 2 carlsbad style

2007-11-09T21:27:00.000-08:00

day 2 in carlsbad..

2007-11-09T18:06:00.000-08:00

weak post

2007-11-06T22:23:00.000-08:00

this songs been ruling lately

ben showed me this, i almost peed myself

monday monday

2007-11-05T20:15:00.000-08:00

first and foremost..butlers pic update

champion

the one and only, jon butler

broke in the new tf with sawyer and friends

sawyers getting a kick out alex

no comply, front rock run

shaturday

2007-11-03T18:47:00.000-07:00

i just was drinking the milk out of my cereal bowl while i walked into my kitchen and smelt cat shit at the same time and almost ralphed/puked/chucked/vomited...that was nice...leave nov. 8th for a sicky road trip! flying out to san diegbro to see erich then driving back with him kellen and sawyer....hella blog update-age to come..off tomorrow, time to bro down!

maury rules

oh yeh, one time i gave butler my photobucket email thing to send pics and always forget that they will be there...so here are 2 nice surprises via butler...

holy shit

2007-11-01T19:35:00.001-07:00

its november

2007-11-01T19:33:00.000-07:00

well "i couldnt think of a halloween costume last night" so i didnt go out

dude

2007-10-30T22:27:00.000-07:00

guess who

mike took this

shhhhyeahhh...right!

dayberry gets down

sawyers been shredshing...thats my best attempt at combining shredding and thrashing..

my caption for this video: Janice and Sheila from accounts recievable had one too many bloody mary's at last year's Geico christmas party...yeah thats should work

2007-10-30T19:51:00.001-07:00

a few stolen from whitney's flickr

2007-10-29T21:47:00.000-07:00

what butler sends to my photobucket via celly

2007-10-29T21:35:00.000-07:00

halo 3 multiplayer in full effect

random party action...."show us your boobs"

update

2007-10-29T21:24:00.000-07:00

dude losing your password sucks! anyways...been skating again. legs feeling better, no flipping board really yet but soon enough..uhh pre halloween bash was sick...dead presidents (bank robbing moving steeze) with sam,butler and sawyer, turned out good....pics soon. real shit wed. night i guess?

ok

2007-10-29T21:14:00.000-07:00

lets try this again.......somehow lost/mixed up my google/blogger passwords and couldnt post on my old one any more....to read it go to miltytime.blogspot.com....but this is the new shit...holla